Jimbo Eats New York

A Common Sense Guide to Lunch For the Cheap and Lazy

Release 8:00 PM January 19
Jimbo Goes Green

NEW YORK, NY In a recent fit of anger, Jimbo savagely removed all advertising from his site. After screaming "I will not sell out!" he spent the rest of the day locked in his office. Signs of his anger persisted through the night as sounds of his pacing and muttering continued until he emerged.

Barely recognizable (he had somehow grown a waist-length beard in the night) people close to Jimbo said he looked "enlightened" as he left his cocoon/office. He then addressed the assembled crowd (his houseplants), whom he inspired with heartwarming tales of compassion without remuneration, and grass-roots community based giving, which he feels is the key to improving society.

"There need not be ads on Jimbo Eats New York," he proclaimed "The site is my gift to the world." When questioned about his generosity Jimbo was humble, and talked about his muses, Mohandas Gandhi and Mother Theresa. A reporter then asked Jimbo if he would ever try to make money from his site, he said "You bet your ass. As soon as I find a better way."

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